Crime Drama Aficionado Prints

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'I just invented walking upright -- this way, I don't leave fingerprints!'

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

'I thought a cake was a bit obvious, so I've emailed the file to you.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it,'

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

To Hit.

'To be honest, I'm more worried about what they've done with the rest of it.'

"Hello?...I recently ordered an Indian carpet, but I think you've sent me a Sicilian one!"

"Eddie, are you ready to do some real insider trading?"

"Boss, the guy who owes you a fortune forgot to pay his monthly instalment. He will never forget it again because we killed him."

"Seriously? A funny disguise? This is the new witness protection program?"

Man drowned by gold.

"Ice him."

The Feng Shui Fish

''Not guilty,' eh? - What makes YOU so special?'

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

'Godfather, me and the lads would like to get paid in Swiss francs.'

'Don't worry. This time it's not work-related.'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"It's the cops! I think they're onto me!"

"It's a message. It means we're having fish for lunch."

"You got anyhing with a little more trunk space?"

Country magistrate cautioning a criminal

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

A Nation of Ex-Cons

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."