Crime Drama Lovers Prints

Why genies make lousy criminals: "I wish the police were here!!"

The Missing Persons Bureau is suspiciously empty.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Paper or plastic?"

Bribery and Corruption.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Al Pacino

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'