Crime Drama Lovers Gifts

Why genies make lousy criminals: "I wish the police were here!!"

The Missing Persons Bureau is suspiciously empty.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Taking to the sky...

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Law 'N' Order