Crime Drama Fan Gifts

'Your witness.'

'First of all, I need you to phone around, reassure the investors.'

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

Mob school.

"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

'Very Organised Crime.'

'I'm part of the drug culture. All I ask is that you respect cultural diversity.'

'Problem solved.' Mob eulogies: short and to the point.

'For a chance to win back your wallet, visit my website and complete the online survey.'

'Hey, I can empathize, budd ? I'm a victim of my environment, too.'

"Remember, as your lawyer, anything we discuss is confidential. And if you rat me out, I'll know where to find you."

The office fire was 'very suspicious,' and had every right to be, given the low morale.

'I'd like to report a stolen phone...'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'I've been streaming this to YouTube.'

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

"You're certainly consistent. Every reference we called said your greatest strength is making it look like an accident."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

White Collar Crime.

"I felt endangered."

'Well, we've turned to crime to help us through the economic downturn.'

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

Richard gets the third degree.

Minority Report

Gun Crazy

How TV Causes Violence

"He was talked to death."

"I'm so glad that you enjoyed our little dinner and that you didn't taste the poison!"

"All we need is a plan to break in."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"What a surprise. Greg making the night all about him."

"Was he wearing any distinctive logos?"