Crime Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

Police corruption

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

'That's right, Frank, this is a double-cross. I'm really a Mafia dog.'

The real victim...

'Home, sweet home ... I'll housebreak and I'll pilfer and I'll blow your house in!'

Man and bullet

"OK, first you'll have to sign the waiver absolving us of all responsibility and acknowledging that you understand the inherent risks of this transaction."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bribery and Corruption.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'