Crime Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

Police corruption

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

'That's right, Frank, this is a double-cross. I'm really a Mafia dog.'

'Home, sweet home ... I'll housebreak and I'll pilfer and I'll blow your house in!'

Man and bullet

"OK, first you'll have to sign the waiver absolving us of all responsibility and acknowledging that you understand the inherent risks of this transaction."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Bribery and Corruption.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Our crime figures are down!'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'