Crime Drama Buffs Gifts

"I am at liberty to divulge! I am at liberty to divulge!"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bribery and Corruption.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Al Pacino

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Law 'N' Order