Crime Drama Aficionados Gifts

The Revenge of the Mafia is Cruel and Merciless.

"I think we need to send a little 'message'. Luigi - it's time for the human head in the stable."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Police film evidence

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Bribery and Corruption.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Law 'N' Order

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'