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The Revenge of the Mafia is Cruel and Merciless.

"I think we need to send a little 'message'. Luigi - it's time for the human head in the stable."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Police film evidence

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Our crime figures are down!'

Law 'N' Order

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."