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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Alls I know is that a cow is missin'! We don't care which one of you hamheads went to market or who stayed at home - We just wanna know what you did with the roast beef!

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"The perp walks are killing us."

Pssst... Ivermectin?

"Not 'monster', ...... 'mobster'!"

Good Cop/Bad Cop/Russ

Good Cop/Bad Coffee

Bank Robber Shows Note From His Wife.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'An accident you say.'

'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

'Maybe it wasn't an accident. Looks like non-stick spray on top of the wall.'

Police using chalk outline of body for hopscotch.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."