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Police artist reveals himself.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Slow Night

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Miami Mice

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Not much cop are you!'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

Bribery and Corruption.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Paper or plastic?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Back in 2 to 5 years.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."