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"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

The evidence destroyed

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James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'