Crime Dramedy Fan Mugs

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Minority Report

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Crime in bookshop

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.