Crime Scene Drama Fan Mugs

"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

The evidence destroyed

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'