
"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."
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"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
Cat Burglar
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'
Minority Report
"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"
MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'
Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.
This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.
"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."
"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
"Don't make me send in the bad cat."
James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
Robber on treadmill
'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'
The evidence destroyed
'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'
I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?
The GODFATHER Ride 25¢
Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale
'Mark Antony addreses the mob'
"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"
Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'
'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'
"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."
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