Crime Scene Fan Pillows

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

"It looks like a clear case of sewercide to me."

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'If that's the police. . . I'm not in.'

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

'It was at this recycling plant that what began as a smash-and-grab, soon descended into a blood-bath.'

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

'Due to police cutbacks, I'm going to be good cop AND bad cop.'

Checkouts: 10 Items or Less, Baskets Only and Shoplifters.

"Well Sarge, I'm tipping either a terrible sky-diving accident or a lorry has cleaned up a group playing ring-around-the rosy."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'