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"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

"It looks like a clear case of sewercide to me."

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'If that's the police. . . I'm not in.'

Robber on treadmill

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

'It was at this recycling plant that what began as a smash-and-grab, soon descended into a blood-bath.'

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

'Due to police cutbacks, I'm going to be good cop AND bad cop.'

Checkouts: 10 Items or Less, Baskets Only and Shoplifters.

"Well Sarge, I'm tipping either a terrible sky-diving accident or a lorry has cleaned up a group playing ring-around-the rosy."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

"We need rain."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed