Crime Scene Fanatic Gifts

A number of runners run through police tape.

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

Naptime

'The one in the middle.'

Too bad... According to witnesses, the victim was a really good year.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Robber on treadmill

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Ignorance of the Law