Crime Scene Aficionados Gifts

Excessive Paperwork

"Can you see the crook?"

"Cause of death?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Caught much today?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

Robber on treadmill

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Penguin identity parade

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"