Crime Film Enthusiasts Gifts

Bank robbery

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Stick 'em up!"

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

GOOD FELLOWS

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Is that a detective movie?'

Track'em Whack'em

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

The car alarm snooze button.

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

"But my wife and I went for a nice ride only yesterday."

"I think we need to send a little 'message'. Luigi - it's time for the human head in the stable."

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.