Crime Film Fan Gifts

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Man sitting backwards on a carriage gets his pocket picked

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Disorganized Crime: 'Are you sure this is the bank?'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"No, I'm glad to say they're not in!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"I know your mother."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."