Crime Movie Fan Gifts

'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'

"We'll have to put off that bank job until we can find some masks."

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

Come on buddy you know how this works-the sooner you release those hostages, the sooner we can all sign off on our book and movie deals!

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'

To Do-In List

"I had trouble finding a sitter."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Not much cop are you!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Back in 2 to 5 years.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Taking to the sky...