Crime Movie Buff Gifts

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'This ain't going too well, Paddy.'

'Say hello to Hank, Folks. He's our new contract employee.'

"Can it, Louie! You knew damn well it was pajama day!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."

"It was postponed - the tide was out."

"The trouble with you is you have no respect for an alternate life style."

'We found an accountant for you last week to look after your petty cash. Now you're looking for both of them.'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"Joe, that's what I call a very nice touch!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'This is your lucky day. The cement guys are on strike.'

'We nick any car dot com!'

"It's pretty simple, Jimmy. We get you some ice cream and then we throw you off the Verrazano. You got a problem with that?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I know your mother."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Stick 'em up!"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Make it look like an accident.

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

The Brains of the Outfit

GOOD FELLOWS

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

Sad demise of a workaholic