Crime Film Buff Gifts

Sad demise of a workaholic

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

gangster concrete rolling

"One more thing. The cop. He's dirty."

"But my wife and I went for a nice ride only yesterday."

"He'd have preferred it dis way...in the meatsauce!"

A horse racetrack never works right after it's fixed.

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.

"I know your mother."

"Stick 'em up!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Make it look like an accident.

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

GOOD FELLOWS

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"See? It never hurts to ask."