Crime Film Lovers Gifts

'We're gonna be here twenty years, so maybe we should keep in practice by swiping stuff from each other.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Stick 'em up!"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

GOOD FELLOWS

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Is that a detective movie?'

Bob Hoskins

Track'em Whack'em

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

The car alarm snooze button.

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."

"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."

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