Crime Film Fans Gifts

The car alarm snooze button.

"Wasn't there something else we came out here to do?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Make it look like an accident.

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

"Stick 'em up!"

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

GOOD FELLOWS

Sad demise of a workaholic

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

'Bad dog!'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'Is that a detective movie?'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."