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The car alarm snooze button.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

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"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

'Bad dog!'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."