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Bank robbery

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Sad demise of a workaholic

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

Track'em Whack'em

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

The car alarm snooze button.

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."

Disorganized Crime: 'Are you sure this is the bank?'

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.

"I think we need to send a little 'message'. Luigi - it's time for the human head in the stable."

"But my wife and I went for a nice ride only yesterday."

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."