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"So, Doc, what would it take to make my little 'problem' disappear?"

'I have to say that's one of the more unusual bank robberies ever attempted.'

'Don't worry, boss. He's been taken care of.'

"Piano wire. That would be on isle three."

'We're engaged.'

In, Out and Nobody gets hurt.

"As it's personal, not business, the lads have got you a Get Well Soon card."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Mobsters at the Beach

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The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Taking to the sky...

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Stick 'em up!"

Make it look like an accident.

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'