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'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Man sitting backwards on a carriage gets his pocket picked

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Is that a detective movie?'

Disorganized Crime: 'Are you sure this is the bank?'

Mafia theatre night

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"No, I'm glad to say they're not in!"

GOOD FELLOWS

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Cat Burglar

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Minority Report

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'