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The Elliot Ness monster.

Under surveillance.

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

"Will you shut up, Flo! Who's robbing the guy....you or me?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"I know your mother."

Bribery and Corruption.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Taking to the sky...

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

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'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'