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"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

'My etching is complete... now I must seek out a new artistic challenge!'

"And make it look like an accident."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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'Not much cop are you!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Law 'N' Order

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Taking to the sky...

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'