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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Gangster on the phone to a criminal.

"We can't lose. . . I just need to find 12 ex-drug lords for the jury."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Stick 'em up!"

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

GOOD FELLOWS

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

The Brains of the Outfit

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

Sad demise of a workaholic

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Is that a detective movie?'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"See? It never hurts to ask."