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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Gangster on the phone to a criminal.

"We can't lose. . . I just need to find 12 ex-drug lords for the jury."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

The Brains of the Outfit

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

The car alarm snooze button.

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'