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"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'This ain't going too well, Paddy.'

'Say hello to Hank, Folks. He's our new contract employee.'

"Can it, Louie! You knew damn well it was pajama day!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."

"The trouble with you is you have no respect for an alternate life style."

'We found an accountant for you last week to look after your petty cash. Now you're looking for both of them.'

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"Joe, that's what I call a very nice touch!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'This is your lucky day. The cement guys are on strike.'

'We nick any car dot com!'

"It's pretty simple, Jimmy. We get you some ice cream and then we throw you off the Verrazano. You got a problem with that?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"I know your mother."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

The Brains of the Outfit

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"You understand this was just business."

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."