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"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

'My etching is complete... now I must seek out a new artistic challenge!'

"And make it look like an accident."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Minority Report

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Not much cop are you!'

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Law 'N' Order

Taking to the sky...

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'