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'I'm thinkin' this sleeping with the fishes option ain't best practices.'

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

In the Waterfront

"Whadda you want boss, shall we kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap him?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Mobsters at the Beach

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Taking to the sky...

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

Violence in Mexico

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'In a surprise move today, the DEA arrested the CIA.'

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