Crime Film Aficionado Pillows

'Oh, for heaven's sake, put the gun away. We're white-collar criminals. We can't just shoot it out with the cops.'

"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

"If, however, you have already made a payment..."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Taking to the sky...

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Any clues?"

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."