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"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

'Let's research extradition treaties before we move our operation overseas.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Mobsters at the Beach

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Taking to the sky...

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Violence in Mexico

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'In a surprise move today, the DEA arrested the CIA.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'