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"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

'Let's research extradition treaties before we move our operation overseas.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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Mobsters at the Beach

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Taking to the sky...

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Violence in Mexico

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Make it look like an accident.

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Stick 'em up!"

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'In a surprise move today, the DEA arrested the CIA.'