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'One more thing...Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

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"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I know your mother."

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"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Taking to the sky...

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"Stick 'em up!"

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."