Crime Scene Aficionados Prints

Excessive Paperwork

"Can you see the crook?"

"Cause of death?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Caught much today?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"We need rain."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Police film evidence

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Penguin identity parade

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'