Crime Drama Fan Pillows

'Your witness.'

'First of all, I need you to phone around, reassure the investors.'

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

Mob school.

"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

'I'm part of the drug culture. All I ask is that you respect cultural diversity.'

'For a chance to win back your wallet, visit my website and complete the online survey.'

"Remember, as your lawyer, anything we discuss is confidential. And if you rat me out, I'll know where to find you."

'Very Organised Crime.'

'Problem solved.' Mob eulogies: short and to the point.

'Hey, I can empathize, budd ? I'm a victim of my environment, too.'

The office fire was 'very suspicious,' and had every right to be, given the low morale.

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

"I felt endangered."

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

White Collar Crime.

Richard gets the third degree.

'Well, we've turned to crime to help us through the economic downturn.'

'I've been streaming this to YouTube.'

"You're certainly consistent. Every reference we called said your greatest strength is making it look like an accident."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"Just give me my balance on a piece of paper, put it in the bag, and nobody gets hurt—understand?"

Law 'N' Order

"Was he wearing any distinctive logos?"

"What a surprise. Greg making the night all about him."

"I guess we didn't know the Muffin man after all."

"Not so fast, Lillian."

"I should have listened when it said 'this call is being monitored for your protection'."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"His majesty, the Kingpin!"

"I'm a lapsed good cop."