Crime Dramas Enthusiast Mugs

'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Slow Night

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Mobsters at the Beach

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Bribery and Corruption.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Al Pacino