Crime Dramas Enthusiast Gifts

'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mobsters at the Beach

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Bribery and Corruption.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Paper or plastic?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Taking to the sky...

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"