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Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Paper or plastic?"

Bribery and Corruption.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Law 'N' Order

'Our crime figures are down!'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'