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Business men, "Wouldn't you just hate not being able to afford to buy your way out of prison?"

'I can help you beat the forgery rap, but you'll have to pay me in cash.'

"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"Hacksaws as seen on 'Dexter' $19.99."

C.S.I. Hollywood: 'Sir, the victim was identified as Superman!'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

L.A. Hell

"Remember when suspects couldn't corroborate their alibi by googling?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"I know your mother."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Bribery and Corruption.