Crime Drama Buff Gifts

Business men, "Wouldn't you just hate not being able to afford to buy your way out of prison?"

'I can help you beat the forgery rap, but you'll have to pay me in cash.'

"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"Hacksaws as seen on 'Dexter' $19.99."

C.S.I. Hollywood: 'Sir, the victim was identified as Superman!'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

L.A. Hell

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bribery and Corruption.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I know your mother."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"