Crime Thriller Buff Gifts

"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I know your mother."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Taking to the sky...

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

Arrest of La Tuta

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'