Crime Thriller Buff Gifts

"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Taking to the sky...

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

Arrest of La Tuta

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Violence in Mexico

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Stick 'em up!"