Crime Thriller Fan Gifts

Identity thieves in jail.

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

"And the rest of the Trustees neglected to tell me about the downside of the deal."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"If you do business with people who encase people in concrete, you run the risk of being encased in concrete."

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

'Looks like food poisoning.'

Tree assassin.

'He looks like a tough one. Let's try the old 'good-inquisitor bad-inquisitor' trick.'

"Watch what you say. The appliances have ears."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Oh no - good cop, bad cop, counsellor!'

"Talk or Mr. Giggles swims with the fishes."

"Let's see. . . 23 victims in 15 cities. . . you travelled 800 kilometers for that. . . well. . . yes, you can deduct this as a business trip!"

You're not going to live to regret this...

"I'm packing heat—and my dental records, just in case."

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

'But Antony, I thought you only stole wine and cheese?'.

'He wanted to negotiate at a table.'

'If I were you, I wouldn't expect 'Mr. Bigshot' to return my call.'

Total Corruption.

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Sauna, massage and a possible raid by the police

Taking to the sky...

'Say, I know they outnumber us, but I have an idea.'

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"The police set me up with a whole new identity."

'He works late at night and always has lots of money - I thought he was a burglar but I've just found out he's an M.P.!'

"I won't, of course, Hollingsworth, but I could have you killed."

'Hey Alexandru aren't you taking this railway metal theft a bit too far?'

'The mafia bet big money he'd miss. Sit up or you're dead.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Secret Election

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

'I don't see me as the bad guy.'