Crime Thriller Lover Gifts

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

'Da boss sends his regards, Sammy.'

Chickens investigating an egg murder

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Mobsters at the Beach

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Handcuffs.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Make it look like an accident"

Taking to the sky...

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

Fingerprint Show

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."