Crime Mystery Lover Gifts

Superintendent on Night Patrol in Whitechapel Slums

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

"Boy...you Customs and Excise guys are getting REALLY tough with late payers, aren't you....?"

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Pastorius wonders why.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."